Archive for December, 2006

Day 356 – Trust people today

December 31, 2006

Today was kind of fun. I left my car unlocked all day, offered to help people all day (even though no one took me up on it), and I didn’t count my change or even look at the bill/receipt. I don’t think anyone took advantage of me, but I guess I’ll never know, huh?

Points earned: 3
Total points: 864

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Day 355 – Reverse brainwashing day

December 31, 2006

I downloaded an mp3 that was supposed to make you wet the bed. I listened to it and I STILL had a dry bed the next day. What’s up with that?

Points earned: 2
Total points: 861

Day 354 – Overdose day

December 31, 2006

I overdosed on Guitar Hero 2. That game is seriously taking over my brain. I can’t hear songs without thinking about that. Yikes

Points earned: 2
Total points: 859

Day 353 – Investigate a news story yourself

December 31, 2006

I drove all day from Indiana to Minnesota with no stereo. The only news story I could investigate was why the stereo didn’t work. I didn’t get the pulitzer, if you cath my drift.

Points earned: 1
Total points: 857

Day 352 – Recover your umbilical cord

December 31, 2006

I mean, c’mon. My umbilical cord has long since rotted away, and I’ve got the belly button to prove it. Seriously, how are you supposed to do this one?

Points earned: 1
Total points: 856

Day 351 – Have a baby day

December 31, 2006

Xmas day. I didn’t have a baby, but I did eat so much that I felt pregnant, and then I took a huge baby sized poop. Does that count?

Points earned: 1
Total points: 855

Day 350 – Find the holy grail

December 31, 2006

X-mas eve. I tried to find the holy grail at church for the midnight service. No luck. Here’s two good stories though. 1) It was hilarious to look down our row at church and see people just obviously not paying attention. Nintendo DS, Sudoku, books….it was hilarious to me. 2) We walked around the church a little bit and found an american flag next to a certificate that said that the flag was given to (and then flown in) a bomber that “hit all of it’s targets” back in 2003. How the hell can the church support that kind of shit. It makes me so angry. I’m just glad I’m not associated with Christians. Yuck.

Points earned: 2
Total points: 854

Day 349 – Tell someone something they will never forget

December 31, 2006

Well, today on the drive from Wisconsin to Indiana, my car died on the road in nowhere Illinois. I flagged down someone and asked for a ride to the next gas station to get some help. On the ride there, the woman riding shot gun told me that she was the bell choir director of her church. I told her that I was in the bell choir of my church too. She went on and on about how cool it was that I was in bell choir. She’ll never forget that….even though it was a lie.

Points earned: 3
Total points: 852

Day 348 – Claim your own barcode

December 22, 2006

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I went to http://www.waspbarcode.com/ and made my own barcode. It was pretty exciting. Try it out!

Points earned: 3
Total points: 849

Day 347 – Coincidence day

December 22, 2006

“It’s called coincidence, you fucking hippie freak!”

Points earned: 1
Total points: 846